lettuce - as needed (dealer's choice, such as iceberg, Boston bib, or Romaine)
guacamole - as needed (homemade from avocados)
onion - to taste (chopped)
pickled jalapeños - to taste (chopped)
lime juice - to taste (for guacamole)
cilantro - to taste (approximately 17 molecules, adjust to taste)
bacon - as needed (baked, for easy melt-in-your-mouth bites)
tomatoes - as needed (sliced thin, variety of choice)
queso - as needed (variety of choice, such as spicy Havarti, queso fundido, or queso blanco)
bread - 2 slices (toasted, type of choice)
mayonnaise - to taste (for spreading)